It’s a million laughs around the Science Bros
Are you okay, Tumblr?
I dream to someday run a companies twitter
Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?
a brony called me unattractive
because i have hair on my legs
i don’t think i’ll ever get over anna’s grocery store candids because she was literally so done
If I were a blood-bender I’d give raging erections to people I hate in public
Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks
Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.
No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…
so apparently it’s earth day
'try the volcanoes'
'the only planet named after its own dirt'
i was joking but then i checked and i—-